What will you do when your ISP fails

**KKCondrey** · 10-13-2003, 06:48 PM

Internet Withdrawal

These days we are all some what caught in an "Internet lifestyle", so here are some things you can do in the horrific event your ISP goes down...

Dial 911 immediately.

Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

You mean there's something else to do?

Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

Work.

Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than 3 feet.

Get butt groove in chair fixed at store.

Tylenol... Tylenol! Where is the Tylenol!

Do shopping with clothes on.

Check your mail box every 15 minutes.

**Guest1** · 10-13-2003, 07:06 PM

This is not just a case of ISP failure - this is me every morning for the time it takes me to struggle from the bed till my system boots up & my family on a moment by moment basis since I discovered FV & especially since Gabe installed the arcade!!!!!!!!!