A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him as well. Don't burden him with chores, from now on you must be the one to take out all the garbage, fix things in and arond the house and do all the yard work. He must not be bothered with this or feel pressured to do any of it. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging him eithier. And most importantly, make love with your husband anytime he wants it even if you aren't in the mood to do so. If you can do this for the next year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"

"He said you're going to die, " she replied.