The Field Trip

[Julia Kimber]

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female
teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about
thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see
the
horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room
when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could
reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys
with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one as
they held onto their "tools" to direct the flow away from their
clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually
well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must
be in the 5th."

"No, ma'am," he replied, "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the
4th, but thanks for the lift."

[graci42]

ROFLMBO...STILL ROFLMBO...YES..STILL ROFLMBO

[Katybird]

LOL