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  1. 07-12-2004, 02:08 PM #1
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    Talking PMS and lightbulbs...

    Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A. One. ONE!!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change and light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs in despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, bu some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT OUR BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID !&%$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
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    my, my, my I certainly remember those days!!!!
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    Wow! Sounds like me last week
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