You've Got Mail!!!

**mommie2luvbug** · 05-07-2002, 01:00 PM

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his
attractive female neighbor
came out of the house and went straight to
the mail box.

She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in
the house.
A little later she came out of her house again
went to the mail box and again opened it,
slammed it shut again.

Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here
she came out again,
marched to the mail box,
opened it and then slammed it closed harder than
ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is
something wrong?"

To which she replied,"There certainly is!"
My stupid computer keeps saying,

"YOU'VE GOT MAIL."