Nuggets of Zen

[Julia Kimber]

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not
walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk
beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

Sex is like air. It's not important unless you
aren't getting any.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person
again, it was probably worth it.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach
him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a
mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize
them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
missing a couple of car payments.

It is far more impressive when others discover your
good qualities without your help.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply
to serve as a warning to others.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

Always remember you're unique.
Just like everyone else.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced,
you can't be promoted.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going
to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to
do it.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken
fan belt and a leaky tire.

[SewCrafty]

lol Julia!

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