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09-30-2005, 06:58 AM #1Master Dollar Stretcher aka JuliaBob
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Australia V Texas
A Texan farmer goes to Australia on vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets to talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice that size!"
They walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately replies, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."
The conversation has died down when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks the Aussie, "What are those?"
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"
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09-30-2005, 11:18 AM #2Registered User
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I have to admit it Julia but that's actually pretty acurate as far as we Texans go 
We are pretty proud and loud......
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09-30-2005, 03:43 PM #3Registered User
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Lisa, we have a town out west in my state called Texas.
http://www.queenslandholidays.com.au...owns/texas.cfm
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10-01-2005, 11:38 AM #4Registered User
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Oooh Rhonda, I think this Texan wants to live THERE!
How far from you is that?
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10-01-2005, 03:58 PM #5Registered User
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It's about 200 miles from where I live. I sometimes drive through there when I drive to Sydney.
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