Confession

[Julia Kimber]

At one local church, Joe was in charge of taking up the offerings. One
Sunday after the services, the priest counted the cash and found it was
smaller than anticipated. So he questioned Joe. He told him that it did not
seem enough for the size of the congregation.

Joe said that he did not take any of the offering. The priest again
questioned him, and again he said that he did not take any of the offering.
So the priest said, "Get into the confessional," which Joe did.

Then the priest asked him if he took any of the offering, and this time he
said, "I can't hear you."

Again the priest asked, "Joe, did you take any of the offering?"

Again Joe answered, "I can't hear you."

This time the priest yelled, "JOE DID YOU TAKE ANY OF THE OFFERING?"

Again Joe answered, "I can't hear you."

By this time the priest was getting a little angry so he came out of the
confessional and said, "Joe, trade places with me, and you can ask me a
question."

So they traded places, and Joe asked, "I hear that you and my wife are
having an affair; is that true?"

The priest answered, "By golly, you can't hear in here."

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