The Barber's Chair

**Julia Kimber** · 03-24-2006, 03:58 AM

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and
said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to
lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with
the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts
that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time
in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."

The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you
the difference."

She said, "You tell him. He's the one shaving you."