Virus

[Julia Kimber]

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If
you receive WORK from colleagues, boss or anyone else via any means, DO
NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you come into contact with WORK put on your jacket and take two good
friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life

[Nada.Leona]