Look at the loot the LOSERS of the Emmys get...

[Katybird]

In the Bag
	Check out the loot in this year's Emmy gift bags. Nominees and presenters -- but not the winners -- get freebies worth thousands on Sept. 19 BY LISA COSTANTINI
	TV GUIDE If Emmy nominee Tamblyn takes second she'll snag this Elliott Lucca bag and Boucheron shades, but regardless will score swag as a presenter It's been said that TV adds 10 pounds, but some celebs attending this year's Emmy Awards (Sept. 19, 8-11 p.m. on ABC) will gain a lot more than that in the booty department alone. The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences, for example, will give every presenter a gift bag -- excuse us: a Dooney & Burke satchel -- filled with goodies worth more than $30,000. That means Amber Tamblyn, Matt LeBlanc, and Donald Trump will be among those who receive: a certificate for a 15-inch Zenith flat-screen TV; an invitation to host a private dinner party at one of Morton's Steakhouses; a day of services at Ona Spa in L.A.; and a new Sprint PCS phone. Meanwhile, Distinctive Assets, an L.A.-based entertainment marketing company, will give gift bags valued at almost $20,000 each to nominees in the 12 major categories who don't win Emmys. Here's a peek at some of the swag that will console the supposedly less lucky stars: Lasik eye surgery, at the Assil Sinskey Eye Institute in California ($5,600) Obagi skin procedures ($4,000) Round-trip ticket to anywhere Song Airlines flies ($600) Year membership to Clay gym in New York City ($2,500) Boucheron sunglasses ($450) Mephisto shoes ($375) Fur and leather bag from Elliott Lucca ($178) Vavamojo good-luck necklace ($100) Tracy Place watch ($70) Poncho from Daisy Fuentes' self-titled clothing line ($40)

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I think being a loser would have it's definate advantages.

[Dixie]

I wanna be a loser!

[Daphne]

I want to be a loser too! Those are some awesome gifts!!

[guest2]

Me too!!!!