The lingerie issue...

[MyMelody]

I think you should gift wrap yourself. Or just use a few strategically placed bows.

[PinkWolf]

I was actually going to suggest wearing plastic wrap too LOL I'll tell you we never made it to the bedroom if you catch my drift


More ideas for you. Hope these aren't too racy for this site.:
Chocolate Body Paints
6 ounces fine-quality bittersweet chocolate (not unsweetened); Chopped well. (set aside in a bowl)
1/2 cup heavy cream
1 tablespoon sugar.

In a small saucepan bring cream with sugar just to a simmer, stirring until sugar is dissolved, and pour over chocolate. Stir until smooth. (Make sure temperature is warm when applying to body)

Use your imagination to apply to body. Leftovers may be stored in fridge up to 1 week.



Edible Lover's Oil

1/4 c. vegetable glycerin
1/4 tsp. flavoring extract (vanilla, cinnamon, cherry, strawberry, etc.) (These can be found in the spice section at walmart)
1 T. Water
1 drop food coloring
Combine all together, blending well. (Edible).

Try blending several different flavors: Almonds, Vanilla, Cinnamon, cherry, pineapple, chocolate, mints, strawberries, coconut, banana, etc


Honey Dust
1 T of vanilla powder
1 c cornstarch

Mix then add 1 tablespoon of pure honey to the mixture. Work it in
to the cornstarch and rub the clumps between your hands until it
turns into very tiny particles. Apply to the body with a large brush
or feather puff

Ooooh I will have to try these sexy recipes on my fiance. I get my lingere from a discounted lingere store in downtown LA that has thongs and lace boyshorts for $2-$4 each from places like Fredricks of Hollywood.

He leaves love notes in my lunch bag and on the mirrors in the bathroom.

[Jskell911]

I have done the "bow" thing and DH loved it!

I also left a trail of Hershey's Kisses up the stairs to our bedroom one night while he was working. The trail ended on me

[rainbowgc]

High heels and a thong go a long way

[DJ1972]

I like to tease DH a little. I will occasionaly put on a pair of fish net hose under my jeans or whatever I have on. Then, when he gets home I will say something like, "feel of my ankle, is it swolen?" He feels the hose, and his face lights up, but of course he has to wait because we have to eat supper, help with homework, get the kids to bed. The whole evening he is all smiles. sometimes anticipation makes it even better! It drives him crazy, in a good kind of way.

[oiteness]

For some reason, men have a facination with seran wrap. Maybe fashion some sort of lingerie out of seran wrap??? He'd probably love it!

Oh my gosh, mine has a weird fascination with saran wrap as well... I hope I'm not the only one. I think it's either because a. they can unwrap it from things like a present, or b. it's difficult like they can be >.<

[tigo]

DH and I are paranoid about the kids and sending emails/text to the wrong person so we have come up with code. Since folks call Wednesday "hump day" we use it to indicate we are in the mood (ie - Is it Wednesday?). The bad thing is now the kids are teens and have figured it out. I pick up candles at garage sales or out of the clearance bins. Same for little things to let him know I was thinking of him.