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    Default FSOT definately will Barter (ok, LOL)

    One used mom - lots of miles left and very feisty (will fight with you about anything) - Knows no bounds (will walk in while you are pooping, dressing, or having relations) Not thrifty (uses one roll of each paper towels and toilet Paper in one day) - Loves animals (will assume you can not care for the ones you have) Loves to parent (will assume you do not know what you are doing with your children) Loves to aid with advice (will assume you could scarcely get out of a wet paper bag even if a hole has been started for you) not timid or shy (will shout out in a crowd that someone's hair is jacked up or that they may not know how to dress) likes LOUD television and loves to talk Politics with Ideas that are contrary to yours at highly audible levels. Prone to throwing herself in to floor exercise (pounding and headbanging) at the drop of a hat. Please inquire within - ALL OFFERS CONSIDERED!!!

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    Thanks for the offer Kimmee but I wish to decline!

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    Oh man!!

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    Darn, and I am flat broke and have nothing to trade.....Just my luck..........

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    Dis I mention that she has really long oily red hair - all the way down her back - and she doesn't like to wash it??? Oh - and one toe looks like it might have belonged to the Crypt Keeper - come on - these are some star qualities here....

     

     

     

     

    Don't worry I am not feeling my oats - or feeling remotely harsh...

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    Originally posted by kimmee
    and one toe looks like it might have belonged to the Crypt Keeper
    Oh my goodness Kimmee, I laughed so hard when I read that , I spewed tea all over my monitor........LOL!!!!

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    Master Dollar Stretcher aka JuliaBob Julia Kimber's Avatar
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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by kimmee
    [B]Dis I mention that she has really long oily red hair - all the way down her back - and she doesn't like to wash it??? Oh - and one toe looks like it might have belonged to the Crypt Keeper - come on - these are some star qualities here....



    No, sorry Kimmee, I'm still not tempted!

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    Nope, I can't afford her...no way, no how.
    Have you tried ebay?
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    Originally posted by Darlene
    Nope, I can't afford her...no way, no how.
    Have you tried ebay?
    LOL Darlene! I am sure they would buy her on eBay!


    Sorry Kimmee, flat broke here too and nothing to trade.
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    No trades, but she makes my mom look awesome in comparison and she is 84!!! LOL!

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    LOL, wow what an offer Kimmee!! But, I'll have to pass!

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