Joke...A visit to the doctors

[Julia Kimber]

A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've
> got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first
> you've got to promise not to laugh."
>
> "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm
> a professional. In over twenty years I've never
> laughed at a patient."
>
> "OK then," the man said, and proceeded to drop
> his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor
> has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the doctor
> fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was
> able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
>
> "I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over
> me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I
> promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to
> be the problem?"
>
> "It's swollen."

[Michele Annette]

!!!! Thanks Julia!

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