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04-29-2005, 10:40 AM #1
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Who is Jack Schitt?
> For some time many of us have wondered just who
> is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when
> someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
> Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now
> respond in an intellectual way.
> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe
> Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the
> owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
> In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The
> deeply religious couple produced seven children: Holie
> Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, Eat Schitt and the
> twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
> Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married
> Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout
> After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
> divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and,
> because her kids were living with them, she
> wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known
> as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
> Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they
> produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named
> Chicken Schitt.Eat Schitt married Anne Dye. They produce a daughter,
> EatSchitt named her after his mother -Noe Phucking Schitt.Two of the
> children, Fulla Schitt
> and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood
> and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
> ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
> announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
> The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and
> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to
> tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with
> his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
> Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt,"
> you can correct them.
> Crock O. Schitt
- 04-29-2005, 11:11 AM #2Sandy
04-29-2005, 11:47 AM #3
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This one is too funny!
Thanks Julia, you always know how to start my day off right!~~ Dee ~~
8 Years Cancer FREE!
25 July 2003
Married to my sweetie, Jack 25 yrs.
Mama to 27 furbaby 'Katz' (as my hubby calls them LOL)
Nicky, Snowy, Olga, Ralphie, Sidney, Oliver, Fonz, Audra, Hoss, Peanut, Madeline, Tigger, Alice, Poppy,Teddy Bear, Mittens, Conan, Sherman, Trapper, Radar, Maxie, Annie, Rocky, Kali (AKA P.I.T.A), Jethro, Chewy Lewy, and Chance!
Don't forget to do self examinations monthly and have regular mammograms!
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