Joke...Genealogy

[Julia Kimber]

Who is Jack Schitt?
>
> For some time many of us have wondered just who
> is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when
> someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
>
> Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now
> respond in an intellectual way.
>
> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe
> Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the
> owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
>
> In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The
> deeply religious couple produced seven children: Holie
> Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, Eat Schitt and the
> twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
>
> Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married
> Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout
>
> After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
> divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and,
> because her kids were living with them, she
> wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known
> as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
>
> Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they
> produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named
> Chicken Schitt.Eat Schitt married Anne Dye. They produce a daughter,
and
> EatSchitt named her after his mother -Noe Phucking Schitt.Two of the
other seven
> children, Fulla Schitt
> and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood
> and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
> ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
> announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
>
> The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and
> Hoarse.
>
> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to
> tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with
> his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
>
> Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt,"
> you can correct them.
>
> Sincerely,
> Crock O. Schitt
>

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[SewCrafty]

This one is too funny!

Thanks Julia, you always know how to start my day off right!