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    Who is Jack Schitt?
    >
    > For some time many of us have wondered just who
    > is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when
    > someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
    >
    > Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now
    > respond in an intellectual way.
    >
    > Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe
    > Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the
    > owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
    >
    > In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The
    > deeply religious couple produced seven children: Holie
    > Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, Eat Schitt and the
    > twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
    >
    > Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married
    > Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout
    >
    > After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
    > divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and,
    > because her kids were living with them, she
    > wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known
    > as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
    >
    > Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they
    > produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named
    > Chicken Schitt.Eat Schitt married Anne Dye. They produce a daughter,
    and
    > EatSchitt named her after his mother -Noe Phucking Schitt.Two of the
    other seven
    > children, Fulla Schitt
    > and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood
    > and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
    > ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
    > announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
    >
    > The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and
    > Hoarse.
    >
    > Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to
    > tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with
    > his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
    >
    > Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt,"
    > you can correct them.
    >
    > Sincerely,
    > Crock O. Schitt
    >

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    This one is too funny!

    Thanks Julia, you always know how to start my day off right!

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