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04-29-2005, 09:40 AM #1
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Who is Jack Schitt?
> For some time many of us have wondered just who
> is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when
> someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
> Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now
> respond in an intellectual way.
> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe
> Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the
> owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
> In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The
> deeply religious couple produced seven children: Holie
> Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, Eat Schitt and the
> twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
> Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married
> Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout
> After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
> divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and,
> because her kids were living with them, she
> wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known
> as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
> Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they
> produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named
> Chicken Schitt.Eat Schitt married Anne Dye. They produce a daughter,
> EatSchitt named her after his mother -Noe Phucking Schitt.Two of the
> children, Fulla Schitt
> and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood
> and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
> ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
> announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
> The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and
> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to
> tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with
> his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
> Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt,"
> you can correct them.
> Crock O. Schitt
- 04-29-2005, 10:11 AM #2Sandy04-29-2005, 10:47 AM #3
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This one is too funny!
Thanks Julia, you always know how to start my day off right!
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