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    Default Joke.......Mistaken identity

    A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very
    surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face
    was beaming. He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember
    ever having seen her before.

    Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and
    apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I
    thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the
    store.

    The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the
    world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who
    fathers her children!"

    Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought but,
    MAYBE....during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in
    college, perhaps he did father her child!

    He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are
    you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and
    had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"

    "No", she said with a horrified look on her face.
    "I'm your son's second grade teacher."
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    Ooops! That'll teach him to keep his mouth shut!

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