A farmer's wife was at her lawyer's getting advice
About a divorce.
"He makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Jones," said
The wife to the lawyer.
"How do you mean?"
"Well, Mr. Jones, this morning I was looking at the chickens
When he crept up behind me and had me from behind!"
"Chickens? Mrs. Smith? I didn't know you kept chickens."
"We don't, Mr. Jones. This was in the supermarket."
About a divorce.
"He makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Jones," said
The wife to the lawyer.
"How do you mean?"
"Well, Mr. Jones, this morning I was looking at the chickens
When he crept up behind me and had me from behind!"
"Chickens? Mrs. Smith? I didn't know you kept chickens."
"We don't, Mr. Jones. This was in the supermarket."