Apples and Wine

[Julia Kimber]

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy to pick up...
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to
come along - the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top
of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those
who have already been picked.

Now Men...

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women
to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable
to have dinner with.

[Darlene]