Things That Would Make The Baby Jesus Cry
by, 12-23-2008 at 06:23 AM (3445 Views)
1) Adults getting into what was almost a fist fight because there was only one Hannah Montana messenger bag left (would the baby Jesus even know who Hannah Montana is?)
2) People who are behind the wheel of a car while they are mentally checking off their long, arduous Christmas list (saw two people run red lights last week, don't think they even realized!)
3) The amount of non-nutritive food that is consumed in the weeks leading to his birthday (don't you take away my peppermint bark ice cream!)
3) The crazy-making level of stress when the bills come in.
Happy birthday, Jesus...couldn't we have just gotten him some myhrr (does anyone know what exactly myhrr is?)