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To Err is human! To learn from it, devine!!!

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by , 08-15-2008 at 03:09 PM (1646 Views)
When I was to marry my first Mistake...errrr....husband, you all
remember MacGuyver!! I did not want a big wedding, so we went to the
justice of the peace with my folks, his folks, and a couple friends as witness'!

Of course we were young and stupid, drinking champagne in our cars to build
the courage to take the plunge! One bottle in our friends car, one bottle
in our car! Finally, the time came and we did it (1 of the biggest mistakes of my
entire freaking life!!) We were leaving the justice of the peace in 4 cars,
us in 1, our friends in another, one with his folks and one with my folks!!

About 1 mile away we are all driving along, on our way to my folks house
to have somewhat of a reception, and ( I interrupt this Blog entry to let
folks know that my new last name at that time rhymed with shitsy) HOLY LORD!!
All 8 of us ended up in a freaking accident, with each other, with open bottles
of champagne in our cars!!! All the empty booze bottles got thrown away before the
police arrived and all I can remember after that was my new Jackass...errr...husband
saying to me "welcome to the shitsy family".

He was not joking, in his truck alone for the following 4 years we were in
9 accidents and not 1 was either one of our faults! Had I known then what I
know now, I would have saved some of that money!! Shortly after marrying the
Dumbass....errrr.....husband I was diagnosed with cancer!! I think when I found out he
was born on Halloween it should have been a sign, or maybe when I found out that
he had a twin sister who was born at 5 pounds and he was born at barely 2 and he lived
and she did not, or maybe when I found out he had the mumps you know where and was
sterile, or maybe when his father (the preacher of our church) told me he was
gay!! or maybe........Smack me now because it only keeps going!!!

Thank god I can say I learned from that Mistake!!!LMAO

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Updated 08-15-2008 at 03:10 PM by nvmommyx6

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