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    AVERAGE EMPLOYEE:
    Not too bright.

    EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED:
    Made no major blunders - yet.

    ACTIVE SOCIALLY:
    Drinks a lot.

    FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY:
    Spouse drinks, too.

    CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH:
    Still one step ahead of the cops.

    ZEALOUS ATTITUDE:
    Opinionated.

    QUICK THINKING:
    Offers plausible excuses for mistakes.

    CAREFUL THINKER:
    Won't make a decision.

    TAKES PRIDE IN WORK:
    Conceited.

    PLANS FOR ADVANCEMENT:
    Buys drinks for all the boys in the office at happy hour.

    FORCEFUL:
    Argumentative.

    AGGRESSIVE:
    Obnoxious.

    USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS:
    Gets someone else to do it.

    A KEEN ANALYST:
    Thoroughly confused.

    EXPRESS THEMSELVES WELL:
    Speak English.

    CONSCIENTIOUS:
    Scared.

    METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL:
    A nit picker.

    HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES:
    Is tall or has a loud voice.

    EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT:
    Lucky.

    KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR:
    Knows a lot of dirty jokes.

    STRONG PRINCIPLES:
    Stubborn.

    CAREER MINDED:
    Back Stabber.

    COMING ALONG WELL:
    About to be let go.

    OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION:
    Gets to work on time.

    RELAXED ATTITUDE:
    Sleeps at desk.

    EXPERIENCED PROBLEM SOLVER:
    Screws up often.

    WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY:
    Too ugly to get a date.

    INDEPENDENT WORKER:
    Nobody knows what he/she does all day.

    FORWARD THINKING:
    Procrastinator.

    GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS:
    Able to BS well.

    GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:
    Spends lots of time on phone.

    LOYAL:
    Can't get a job anywhere else

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    Hmmm!!! Don't know how this managed to get into 'Memory Lane', it was supposed to go into 'Humour'.
    Julia's having one of those 'Senior moments' I think!

    Julia

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    Well I enjoyed it where ever it may be placed!

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