10 Commandments of a Military Spouse...

[Guest1]

I started to post this in "Humor" but it's so doggone true I just had to put it here...

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The 10 Commandments of a Military Spouse...


1. Thou shalt not write in ink in thy address book.

2. Thou shalt not covet choice assignemnts.

3. Love thy neighbors from other branches of other services.

4. Honor all thy benefits for as long as they shall live.

5. Be thou kind and gentle to retires, white-haired Commissary, Exchange, and Thrift store customers, because someday thou will be a retiree.

6. Thou shalt not threaten to kill thy children or thy spouse when thy spouse is TDY.

7. Thou shalt look for the best in every assignment even though the best may refer to "most childhood diseases in one year" or "record snow in one month's time".

8. Thou shalt remember all thy friends from all thy assignments with holiday greeting cards, for thou never knowest when thou may wish to spendith the night with them while enroute to a new duty station.

9. Thou shalt not curse your spouse when s/he is TDY during moving days, holidays, birthdays, or anniversaries.

10. Thou must never arrive at a new duty station and constantly speaketh about how much better thy last base was.

[lucy979]

Those are great Debbie! Especially the one about the address book. I bought one with dry erase pages. It is great!