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    Talking Moths

    The lovers passionately embraced while lying on her bed. Their bodies fused
    together as they gyrated and panted. Then, suddenly the woman cocked her
    ear. "Quick, my husband is coming through the front door." "Hide in the
    bathroom", she cried. The lover ran into the bathroom as she hid his clothes
    under the bed. Just as she turned back, her husband came through the bedroom
    door.

    "What are you doing lying naked on the bed?" he asked.

    "Darling, I heard you coming up the drive way and got ready to receive you"
    she replied with a wink and a smile. "Great" he said, "I'll just run into
    the bathroom and I'll be with you in two shakes."

    She panicked. Before she could stop him, he was in the bathroom. He found a
    man clapping his hands together in mid air. Dumfounded, he asked, "Who the
    devil are you?"

    "I'm from the exterminator company. Your wife called me in to get rid of
    these pesky moths" the lover replied. The husband yelled, "but you've got
    no clothes on!!!"

    The lover looked down at his body, jumped backwards in surprise and said,
    "Those little bas**rds."

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