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    Smile Twas the night of Thanksgiving

    Happy Thanksgiving everyone!!!!! Don't eat to much.


    TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING


    Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep.
    I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
    The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white,
    But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

    Tossing and turning with anticipation,
    The thought of a snack became infatuation.
    So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
    And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

    I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
    Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.
    I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
    'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

    I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
    With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
    But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees....
    Happy eating to all, pass the cranberries, please.

    May your stuffing be tasty, your turkey be plump.
    Your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump.
    May your yams be delicious, your pies take the prize.
    May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!

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    yeah - especially that last line!!

    Have a great day Kat!! Don't eat more than you can lift!!

    Love ya bunches!
    Deb <== who is totally not looking forward to the next several hours....

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    When I saw this poem I thought of you Deb.


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    Well, why would you think of me?! Is it the sticky keys as I try to type...or maybe the way I drool every time I say "turkey"....or is it the thighs?!?!

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