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  1. Health and beauty
    I saw this in Dear Abby today, thought it was cute! A Dieter's Prayer The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want; He maketh me to lie down on vinyl-covered gym mats. He leadeth me to flavored calorie-free waters; He restoreth my goals. He diverteth me from the path of midnight snacking for my...
  2. Health and beauty
    <i>'Twas the month after Christmas, when all through the house, Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse! The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste, At holiday parties had gone to my waist. I remember the marvelous meals all prepared: The gravies and sauces, the beef "nicely rared." The...
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