Done shopping. Done wrapping. Done done done!! I still have stuff being shipped, but that is already gift wrapped (to keep the snoopers who would open the mail from seeing). Now I can start planning my holiday baking. I've already decided on two kinds of biscotti along with the usual holiday...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there." A little...

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Yesterday, Mel was getting up hay and wanted dd to help by driving the truck the few feet between the hay piles (in the pasture). However, he was not quite ready and she hopped up the back of the truck to wait. She didn't see the other pitchfork and Mel didn't see her jumping in the truck...