I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably...

Today after getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the Limo, the driver notices that the Pope is still has not entered the Limo. 'Excuse...

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Our credit union is having a big loan sale. They have too tell you everytime you call, drive up or walk in. I just smile and say no thank you. We paid off all but the mortgage and we are really happy with out the loans. I usually get a polite smile or an odd look. Today the lady said" well how...

He was telling me what he knows about Jesus and God (dunno what prompted it, he just started talking). So he says "God knows every hair on my head" I say, "yes, He does" He says " Even the ones that fall off of old mans heads!" Gonna have to make sure he doesn't say that too loud at church...

I couldn't find the forum with the Polls/Scruples, so I posted here. Has anyone ever skinny dipped? I feel so naughty asking this question...LOL! For the record, I have NOT!