Good Monday morning, all! Here's a little laughter to start off your week. :laugh:
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'
A lady inserted an ad in the...
We found a place to live & closing date is the 1st of April! Woohoo! Finally going to have someplace to call home.
We are buying (cash deal ;)) a small (980sq ft) mobile home that is on one of the largest lots in the park. The yard has quite a few trees, a pond,shrubs & other perennials...The...
that you played on your parents...& got away with it?
When I was about 13, my mom had this styrofoam wig head & I had been playing around w/it...filling in the facial shapes w/markers -dang, I did such a good job that the face looked real...not to mention down-right creepy.
So, I decided to...
I ran across egg noddles in the freezer section on Managers special
Marked down from $3 down to $1.49. Two were on my list so I was very pleased.
Then I thought "let's see if I have a coupon" I didn't think I did but it was worth a look.
I found two $1 coupons for the noddles. 49 cents...
A blond business woman had just got on an airplane after a long hard day. All she wanted to do was sleep during the long flight.
Next to her sat a man in a business suit with alot of electronic equipment. He turned to the blond and said, "Lets play a game during the flight."
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again; this...
I got this joke in email...I found it pretty funny especially since we're all frugal minded. I don't if anyone's posted this one before (don't recall seeing it here) - if so, sorry for the duplication. :)
Cancel your credit card before you die
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you...
I'm not a panic button kinda person. I don't run from the room screaming every time someone sneezes, BUT this time I wish I had.
My girls and I have been sick since Friday. It's been so awful. This flu nearly landed me in the Hospital. Two days ago my hubby took me to the clinic where they...
Heres a funny. Enjoy!:loop:
FARM KID in the Army
(Now at Ft. Bliss Training Center)
Dear Ma and Pa,
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.
I read this joke today, thought I would share it...
Pants vs Panties
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a little chat.
He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and...
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
Little boy knocks on a door, a man answers, the little boy says-
"Bick or Beat"!
The man says don't you mean "Trick or treat?"
Kid says "yea whatever, give me some candy".
Man says "hold on, what are you?"
Kid says "I'm a birate"
Man says "don't you mean a pirate?" :pirate:
Kid says "yea...
In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said: 'Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans.'
To the tune of "My Favorite Things"
Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false...
I posted this before but forgot to say it was a joke, so not too many people looked at it. So I thought I'd try again....
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations...