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  1. General Chat
    Good Monday morning, all! Here's a little laughter to start off your week. :laugh: _________ At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' __________ A lady inserted an ad in the...
  2. General Chat
    We found a place to live & closing date is the 1st of April! Woohoo! Finally going to have someplace to call home. We are buying (cash deal ;)) a small (980sq ft) mobile home that is on one of the largest lots in the park. The yard has quite a few trees, a pond,shrubs & other perennials...The...
  3. General Chat
    that you played on your parents...& got away with it? When I was about 13, my mom had this styrofoam wig head & I had been playing around w/it...filling in the facial shapes w/markers -dang, I did such a good job that the face looked real...not to mention down-right creepy. So, I decided to...
  4. Coupons
    I ran across egg noddles in the freezer section on Managers special Marked down from $3 down to $1.49. Two were on my list so I was very pleased. Then I thought "let's see if I have a coupon" I didn't think I did but it was worth a look. I found two $1 coupons for the noddles. 49 cents...
  5. Preparedness and Survival
    This was sent to me from a friend, made me think of my prepared Frugal friends.
  6. General Chat
    a blonde just texted me and asked "what does idk stand for? " i said " i dont know" she said "omg! nobody does!" Thought this was funny.... Nothing against blonds, I was blond most of my life. :)
  7. General Chat
    A blond business woman had just got on an airplane after a long hard day. All she wanted to do was sleep during the long flight. Next to her sat a man in a business suit with alot of electronic equipment. He turned to the blond and said, "Lets play a game during the flight." "No, thank...
  8. General Chat
    Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again; this...
  9. General Chat
    I got this joke in email...I found it pretty funny especially since we're all frugal minded. I don't if anyone's posted this one before (don't recall seeing it here) - if so, sorry for the duplication. :) Cancel your credit card before you die Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you...
  10. Question and Answer
    Whether it was played on you, played by you, or played on someone you know, let's here the best April Fool's jokes... Especially now, since April Fools is over and we can't be targetted! :smirk:
  11. General Chat
    I'm not a panic button kinda person. I don't run from the room screaming every time someone sneezes, BUT this time I wish I had. My girls and I have been sick since Friday. It's been so awful. This flu nearly landed me in the Hospital. Two days ago my hubby took me to the clinic where they...
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  13. General Chat
    Heres a funny. Enjoy!:loop: FARM KID in the Army (Now at Ft. Bliss Training Center) Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was...
  14. Support
    I read this joke today, thought I would share it... Pants vs Panties Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and...
  15. General Chat
    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it...
  16. Halloween
    Little boy knocks on a door, a man answers, the little boy says- "Bick or Beat"! The man says don't you mean "Trick or treat?" Kid says "yea whatever, give me some candy". Man says "hold on, what are you?" Kid says "I'm a birate" Man says "don't you mean a pirate?" :pirate: Kid says "yea...
  17. General Chat
    NOAH In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said: 'Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans.' He gave...
  18. General Chat
    To the tune of "My Favorite Things" Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favorite things. Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false...
  19. General Chat
    I posted this before but forgot to say it was a joke, so not too many people looked at it. So I thought I'd try again.... For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations...
  20. Health and beauty
    I've always been susceptible to heat stroke/exhaustion because I have very light skin (I'm mostly Irish and German). In 1996, I passed out from heat stroke at a NASCAR race and had to spend time in their sick bay. Anyways, since I moved to Canada I didn't pay much attention to the heat because...
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