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I found these Maxine jokes however without the cartoon - TOO FUNNY!!! 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4. Some...

Sometimes you just need a laugh. I got this from a friend this morning, it just cracked me up. Do you have a good, clean joke to share? A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked...

We have a coworker that is turning 40 next week. The ladies at work want to do something silly for the occasion. Any suggestions besides the old black balloons and Lordy Lordy, so and so is Forty?

I received this as an email... thought you may enjoy it too... My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke . Don't take life too seriously...

All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear ... and be misread. These are not made up. Check them out yourself! 1. "Who Represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity...

I know there's a "bad" joke thread, but I actually thought some of these were pretty good. (There is no profanity, but the subject matter in some of them is a bit...interesting.) Betty and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Betty pulls...

I'll start: Hillary Clinton is taking a stroll when she comes upon a little girl carrying a basket with a blanket over it. Curious. Hillary asks the girl, "What's in the basket?" She replies, "New baby kittens," and she opens the basket to show her. "How nice," says Hillary. "What kind are...

This contains some bad language. Do not listen if you have kids close or if you are easily offended. It is a good laugh!

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the Bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box...

Well I've obviously sent quite a few!:D Julia

Q: Why does it take six million sperm to find an egg? A: Because none of them will stop and ask directions :toothy: