I saw that yesterday morning too, and didn't think I could wait 6 months to wash my jeans either! But other than that I thought there were some good tips.
Some good tips.........I have been horrible at saving my celery this year.
Martha Stewart mentioned on her show one time that the best celery "saver" is so simply wrap well in foil. And it really does it, and for weeks too.
Also, wrap your well dried off lettuce and stemmed strawberries in paper towels. We all know how fast those items "turn". And I also found that separating bananas from the stem seems to help them last longer too.
This is typical for a good chunk of the internet, regardless of topic.The wine section was really lame. Sorry, but that article did nothing for me. I feel like the person copy/pasted tips from random sites. It just didn't flow and the person didn't seem to know first-hand about any of it themselves.