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Tonight I was so bored I pooped in a box. Free and makes for an entertaining story, no?
(Ok, so it was one of those "skip-the-colonoscopy" kits... and you don't poop IN the box, you just ship it away in a box....) H is jealous-- because he already has early-stage prostate cancer, he has to get checked the "old fashioned" way... 🤣 🤣 🤣 Of all the things we tease each other about, I never thought, "I get to poop in a box and you don't!" would ever make the list...
So yeah, big excitement tomorrow is that I get to mail a box of poop. I've sent a lot of amusing care packages over the years, but this one in a first... but it's technically a medical necessity, so I don't feel bad breaking quarantine to do the quick drop off...
Because... oh yeah... I'm perfectly-healthy-but-quarantined... AGAIN!!!
This time it's DD14 who has popped positive. We've all been vaccinated, and hers was actually the most recent just a few months ago, but there ya have it! DD18 is feeling sick, too, but her test came back negative. H spends all his time in his man-cave, so we are just keeping him holed-up in there so he can start school next week without worries... He and DD14 never leave their respective caves (on different floors of the house) except for food, so I consider them separated enough.
If you're healthy but taking care of a sick person, it sucks extra-bad, because they are released from quarantine when (a)the symptoms are gone (b)no fever for 3 days (c) AND it has been 10 days since onset of symptoms. For the healthy caregiver, you are quarantined 5 days after your last exposure... which is their 10th day...
That's right... get sick= grounded for 10 days. Stay healthy= grounded for 15 days... (Or basically move out, which is essentially what we are doing for H so he doesn't miss his start of classes. As long as they are feeling better, it looks like both girls should be cleared to go back to school on Monday, but time will tell.
Meanwhile, I have mis-placed my glasses, so I can't be tempted to go out right now anyway! I think the universe is telling me something here... ;P
So yeah, grounded except for a quick drive to the UPS store2 miles from here for mailing of a poop box. My life is fascincating, no? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 But again, at least it's free... 😁
I'm so bored I may actually clean... ;P
(Ok, so it was one of those "skip-the-colonoscopy" kits... and you don't poop IN the box, you just ship it away in a box....) H is jealous-- because he already has early-stage prostate cancer, he has to get checked the "old fashioned" way... 🤣 🤣 🤣 Of all the things we tease each other about, I never thought, "I get to poop in a box and you don't!" would ever make the list...
So yeah, big excitement tomorrow is that I get to mail a box of poop. I've sent a lot of amusing care packages over the years, but this one in a first... but it's technically a medical necessity, so I don't feel bad breaking quarantine to do the quick drop off...
Because... oh yeah... I'm perfectly-healthy-but-quarantined... AGAIN!!!
This time it's DD14 who has popped positive. We've all been vaccinated, and hers was actually the most recent just a few months ago, but there ya have it! DD18 is feeling sick, too, but her test came back negative. H spends all his time in his man-cave, so we are just keeping him holed-up in there so he can start school next week without worries... He and DD14 never leave their respective caves (on different floors of the house) except for food, so I consider them separated enough.
If you're healthy but taking care of a sick person, it sucks extra-bad, because they are released from quarantine when (a)the symptoms are gone (b)no fever for 3 days (c) AND it has been 10 days since onset of symptoms. For the healthy caregiver, you are quarantined 5 days after your last exposure... which is their 10th day...
That's right... get sick= grounded for 10 days. Stay healthy= grounded for 15 days... (Or basically move out, which is essentially what we are doing for H so he doesn't miss his start of classes. As long as they are feeling better, it looks like both girls should be cleared to go back to school on Monday, but time will tell.
Meanwhile, I have mis-placed my glasses, so I can't be tempted to go out right now anyway! I think the universe is telling me something here... ;P
So yeah, grounded except for a quick drive to the UPS store2 miles from here for mailing of a poop box. My life is fascincating, no? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 But again, at least it's free... 😁
I'm so bored I may actually clean... ;P