Hey 50 years isn't really a joke - retirement age is 67 now.
But lets imagine something else. We're talking about $8,000 in 2 years. So that's $4,000 in one year, or $333 a month.
Well lets get you to 25, you save up your $8k you buy a house, etc... You start a little later on the retirement, sure - but instead of starting with 8k and nothing else you you start on retirement and you put $333/month away every month for the REST of your working career.
Well - the earliest you can draw income from a retirement account without penalties is 57 and a half... so how's this look?
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="159"><col style="width: 48pt;" width="64"> <col style="width: 71pt;" width="95"> <tbody><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt; width: 48pt;" align="right" height="20" width="64">26</td> <td class="xl65" style="width: 71pt;" align="right" width="95">$4,184.33 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">27</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$8,806.82 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">28</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$13,913.35 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">29</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$19,554.59 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">30</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$25,786.55 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">31</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$32,671.07 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">32</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$40,276.49 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">33</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$48,678.30 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">34</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$57,959.89 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">35</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$68,213.38 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">36</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$79,540.54 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">37</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$92,053.81 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">38</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$105,877.38 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">39</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$121,148.46 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">40</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$138,018.63 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">41</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$156,655.31 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">42</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$177,243.51 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">43</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$199,987.55 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">44</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$225,113.20 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">45</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$252,869.82 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">46</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$283,532.93 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">47</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$317,406.87 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">48</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$354,827.85 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">49</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$396,167.30 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">50</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$441,835.52 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">51</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$492,285.81 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">52</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$548,018.90 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">53</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$609,587.98 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">54</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$677,604.14 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">55</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$752,742.48 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">56</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$835,748.79 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">57</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$927,446.94 </td> </tr> </tbody></table>
Not bad at 57 huh?
Oh - wait - wanna retire with a million in the bank?
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="159"><col width="64"><col width="95"><tr height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt; width: 48pt;" align="right" height="20" width="64">58</td> <td class="xl65" style="width: 71pt;" align="right" width="95">$1,028,747.09 </td> </tr></table>
Or how about waiting until you can draw Social Security by today's measure? (age 67)
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="159"><col style="width: 48pt;" width="64"> <col style="width: 71pt;" width="95"> <tbody><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt; width: 48pt;" align="right" height="20" width="64">59</td> <td class="xl65" style="width: 71pt;" align="right" width="95">$1,140,654.69 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">60</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$1,264,280.47 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">61</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$1,400,851.49 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">62</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$1,551,723.28 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">63</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$1,718,393.32 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">64</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$1,902,515.89 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">65</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$2,105,918.50 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">66</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$2,330,620.02 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">67</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$2,578,850.73 </td> </tr> </tbody></table>
Or in 50 years - just to rub my nose in it

<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="159"><col style="width: 48pt;" width="64"> <col style="width: 71pt;" width="95"> <tbody><tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt; width: 48pt;" align="right" height="20" width="64">68</td> <td class="xl65" style="width: 71pt;" align="right" width="95">$2,853,074.43 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">69</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$3,156,012.94 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">70</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$3,490,673.07 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">71</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$3,860,376.49 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">72</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$4,268,792.69 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">73</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$4,719,975.40 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">74</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$5,218,402.83 </td> </tr> <tr style="height: 15pt;" height="20"> <td style="height: 15pt;" align="right" height="20">75</td> <td class="xl65" align="right">$5,769,022.14 </td> </tr> </tbody></table>
$333/month and you could be a multi millionaire.
Seriously you have got such a great position to start from at your age - right now I hate you a little.
