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Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the
ground that aren't as good, but easy....... So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They have to
wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb
all the way to the top of the tree!

Men, on the other hand, are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and
it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.
 

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