You're right Amy, I meant authors living or dead.
First guest would be Mark Twain, oh how we'd laugh at the tales he'd tell.
Paula Dean because she'd be howling with laughter with us, have stories of her own to share & just get along so well with Mr. Twain.
Fannie Flagg, her books make me smile too.
Guess you see a theme here...I can just picture us at dinner eating fried chicken, mashed potatoes with gravy, corn on the cob with a wonderful strawberry shortcake for dessert. After dinner we'd be sitting on the porch swinging & rocking away to the wee hours just talking & laughing. The next day our faces & stomachs would hurt from the workout of major, major belly laughs.

Oh, I'd be grinning forever...