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I got this in an email this morning. :laugh:

1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.

2. Yelling at me for barking...I AM A DOG!!

3. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over
everything while you're gone. Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a
little like cat spit?!!

4. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

5. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose..........stop it.

6. Yelling at me for rubbing my bum on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?

7. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry,
but I haven't quite mastered that firm handshake thing yet.

8. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth,
you're just jealous.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello...have you noticed the fur?

10. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your
stuff up when you're not home.

11. When you pick up the poop in the yard. Do you realize how far

behind schedule that puts me?

12. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised
when I freak out every time we go back.

13. The sleight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment
for the top of the food chain.
 

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Thanks Michelle, I almost spit my coffee all over my monitor! :crackup:
 

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I thought you might like those Dee! :)
 

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Thanks for the huge grin Michelle. If I had coffee it would have been all over the monitor too.:)
 

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Now I know how my Peachie used to feel when I would scold her for getting in the garbage. It probably never was her! :D

Yesterday I threw an empty can of baked beans in the garbage and my little Oliver decided to do some "dumpster diving" of his own and fell in the garbage can! :laugh:

Ever hear of a cat that liked baked beans??? :D
 

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Dee that is so funny about the baked beans. When I was growing up, we had two Siamese cats. One time we caught one of them leaning in the crockpot. I think I have a picture of it somewhere. I'll see if I can find it and show you. :)
 

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Dee that is so funny about the baked beans. When I was growing up, we had two Siamese cats. One time we caught one of them leaning in the crockpot. I think I have a picture of it somewhere. I'll see if I can find it and show you. :) That same cat used to love peas and turkey.

When we'd cook Thanksgiving dinner both of them would pace back and forth in front of the oven just waiting for the turkey to come out :)
 
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