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Solution to privacy invasion for airport screenings

Here's the solution to the controversy over full-body scanners at airports:

Have a booth that will not x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on or in your body. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be no worries about racial profiling. This method would also eliminate a long and expensive trial.

Justice would be quick and swift.






This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ....
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."
 

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Love the joke. TSA stinks.
 
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I support the body screens. This would be brilliant but for the fact that children would then be the best option for trying to smuggle a bomb on board. Alas, back to the drawing board.
 

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Well I can say that I do feel like a stick of dynamite during that time.

I only want a pat down if the dude is hot!!
 

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That plan works for me Russ.
I won't add my feelings about what the TSA is getting away with, lets just say I will not fly...
 
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