[Russ]

Solution to privacy invasion for airport screenings

Here's the solution to the controversy over full-body scanners at airports:

Have a booth that will not x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on or in your body. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be no worries about racial profiling. This method would also eliminate a long and expensive trial.

Justice would be quick and swift.






This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ....
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."

 

[Nishu]

Love the joke. TSA stinks.

 

[Booklover]

Love it! Ah, if only it could really be implemented.....

 

[annymoll]

I support the body screens. This would be brilliant but for the fact that children would then be the best option for trying to smuggle a bomb on board. Alas, back to the drawing board.

 

[Palooka]

Don't touch my junk, bro.

 

[island_fever]

I love it...either that or hand out guns to everyone boarding the plane. Turn 'em back in when the journey is over.

 

[frugalfranny]

Love it........but someone would find some reason that it wasn't 'politically correct'.........

 

[valerian]

Love it Russ! I wish they'd do that.

 

[Libby]

Food for thought - more for the women I guess...these x-ray scanners can see if you're wearing a feminine hygiene product yet can not differentiate a tampon from a stick of dynamite.

TSA sees sanitary napkins in naked body scans | Raw Story

 

[Palooka]

Well I can say that I do feel like a stick of dynamite during that time.

I only want a pat down if the dude is hot!!

 

[Darlene]

That plan works for me Russ.
I won't add my feelings about what the TSA is getting away with, lets just say I will not fly...