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Jewish mother gets a phone call from her openly gay son:
"Mom, I've met a wonderful girl.I'm going straight,
and we're going to be married."


Mom is overjoyed, can't believe her ears:
"I suppose it's too much to ask if she's Jewish, already?"


Son replies:
"Mom, not only is she Jewish, she happens to come
from a very wealthy and prominent Beverly Hills family."


Mom is beside herself with joy:
"You don't know how happy you've made me, son. What's her name?"


"Monica Lewinsky," the boy replies.


There's a deathly silence then Mom says:
"What happened to that nice Catholic boy you used to date?"
 

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ROFL :laugh:
 
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