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Know your state motto:
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
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Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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California: By 30, Our Women Have More
Plastic Than Your Honda ...
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Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The
Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals
In Our Water
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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist
Extremism
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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, leave Your Money)
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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay,
We're Not, But The Potatoes Are Real Good
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Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have
Cheap Lobster
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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can
Tax It
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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than
Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The
Canadians
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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And
10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your
Own State
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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars
At Work
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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,
Right-wing Crazies, and Little Else
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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
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New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To an Attorney
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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War?
We Didn't Actually Surrender
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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee: The EducashunState
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Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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Vermont: Yep
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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And
Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds
And Slackers!
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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the
sheep are scared ...
 

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Thanks Tammy !!!!!!!!!
 

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LOL thanks Tammie! I am from the "We're really cold, but we have cheap lobster" and i am stuck in "If you don't ski, don't bother" :laugh:
 

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lol

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
They really did have a state motto contest a few years ago. It used to be "The Cornhusker State". I can't remember what the new one is. They just had a license plate design contest. I guess there were a lot of complaints about the old plates, again. They changed designs like every year for a while. I wonder what the next state contest will be, lol.
 

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Iowa's should be "You bet! We do amazing things with corn."

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bamamomto4 said:

Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
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That is so true here. I had 2 different people at my desk yesterday yelling at ME because I could not understand them. One was speaking Spanish and the other was speaking Vietnamese and they were mad at me because I could not understand THEM. Sheesh! They both had family members in my unit and were mad because we have strict visiting hours and we don't usually bend the rules, I think I was cursed at in 2 languages.
 

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Thanks for posting these! I sent them onto my brother who will just get a kick out of them.

I've lived in Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, and Idaho and spent a summer in Ohio. We'll be retiring in Montana, so these were really good to know! LOL!:toothy:
 

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I like New Jersey's!!! :laugh: So True but it could double for New York's too!
 

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hehe...those are soooo funny.:toothy:

i am from "2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free ":D :D
 

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