[forHISglory]

Pretend that you are sending a telegram to one of the US Presidents (living or dead). You have 20 words. What would you say?

 

[Lady_V]

President Lincoln please reconsider your balcony seats Thursday night. Despite what the manager says, the seats aren't 'to die for'.

 

[fernykins]

President Obama show us your birth certificate please
Fern

 

[forHISglory]

Good ones!

 

[Palooka]

President Obama show us your birth certificate please
Fern

The state of Hawaii already did. A few times....opcorn:

President Clinton,

So cool about you changing your lifestyle to a Vegetarian diet. When can we go out for lunch? I can't stand playing golf, but I would consider it with you!

 

[pollypurebred39]

President Nixon, Please reconsider your trip to China. You see, years from now there will be a store called Walmart.....

 

[Darlene]

Take your pick on whatever President...
Stop spending money we don't have.

 

[shortstack]

Clinton:
"Stay away from Monica. She's bad news."
:jabber:

 

[OOwl]

Some of these are hilarious. I spewed my coffee on my keyboard on that first one! LOL!

 

[indigo53]

President Obama, Have Hawaii charge everyone who wants to see your birth certificate $5,000. Maybe it will fix our obviously failing education system.