[captclearance]

Old is when....
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love", and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both".
Old is when....
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

Old is when....
A sexy body on TV catches your attention and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

Old is when....
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

Old is when....
You don't care where your spouse goes just as long as you don't have to go.

Old is when....
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.

Old is when....
"Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

Old is when....
"Getting lucky" means finding your car in the parking lot.

Old is when....
An "all nighter" means not getting up to go pee.

 

[homesteadmamma]

ROFLMAO - that is just too funny.

 

[Mom23boys]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Too funny!!

 

[Darlene]

Thanks Lori. I can agree with the all-nighter one, I haven't had one of those in a while.:laugh:

 

[Katybird]

There are several of those that I can relate too, lol. Thanks for sharing them with us Lori.

 

[Heather]

:crackup:

 

[qponfanatic]

That's so funny!:toothy:

 

[qponfanatic]

Too Funny!!!!!

 

[PrairieRose]

I lurved the one about going braless.....I think I'm gonna try it:toothy:

 

[Belinda]

So funny! Thanks for sharing.

 

[gemmbp]

:crackup: :rollsmile I didn't know you knew me that well!!! That was funny.