[staciah]

I really didn't know where to put this but I thought It would be fun to write down the most memorable things your kids say. Kinda like they say the darndest things!

This morning is recycle day and my 4 yr old DS just loves to watch the trucks. I was coming in from the garden and he was standing at the window watching the truck when out of his mouth he says "Reduce, Reuse and Recycle". He kept saying it and all I could do is smile and say yes, honey that is right. You are so smart!

What do your little ones say that either make you shake your head or just smile and say where did that come from?

 

[McD]

Pretty much everything that comes out of Wesley's mouth makes me laugh.

His current obsession is with telling people that our house is on fire and we better run. Or that he's an army man. Or that he's a princess. Or that there's a baby in his belly.

 

[lwlynch]

That is soo funny. My daughter when she was little, under 2 would always come running when I ran the bath water. So she usually would like to get in the back of me... you know make a sloppy mess and stuff... well all of a sudden she goes, ooooopsss... and I said what happened, she said, " Mommy I just peeded, but don't worry I peeded in my hand, It's not in the bath water.." Needless to say, the joke was on me, literally...lol...
They do say the funniest things..
Her other fav one when she was first potting training.. she is on the potty and has socks on. She says" do you think if I took my socks off, my pee would come out my feet?" Well that one stumped me....lol...
Just thought I would share..

 

[lwlynch]

Gosh I gotta another one..
sorry, sometimes, this one keeps me laughing..
I was watching a show selling wigs, and with my hair thinning.. I said, "boy I would love one of those" My son looks up at me and says, no, you don't need one, you already got someone who loves you.." I was lost at that one...lol

 

[MomToTwoBoys]

The other day we took Dakota (our 4 year old) to his eye appointment. There was this nice chick doing tests and a nursing student with her. He asked her, "How many more do we have to do?" and she said, "Oh, probably alot.". He goes, "435?!". I just started laughing so hard and then she giggled, said "Oh probably not that much.". He's like, "Oh, then just 50?!". And she had to tell him it was more like 10. Then she had him wear a tape patch over his one eye and he goes, "Arrrrrrrrrrrrg!" like a pirate. Every single time he got one right, he'd do the arrrrrg and it made me laugh so hard.

 

[DJ1972]

DD was 2 when DH had his vasectomy. We were in the car the day after and this is our conversation:
Me- Are you having much pain?
DH- Just a little, not too bad.
DD- Do you have a owie daddy?
DH-No honey, I am ok, the doctor just fixed me.
20 minutes later we pass a McDonalds
DD-McDONALDS! NUGGETS!
Me-not today honey
DD-why not
Me-we're broke
DD-Daddy's not broke, the doctor fixed him!

She hates this story lol.

 

[oneloopykat]

Since I have no children...I'll tell a brother story. My dad is retired from the Air Force and we went to this really nice restaurant in Hawaii to have dinner with some visiting Generals. We had finished dinner and all had gone well...until dessert time. The waiter brings the dessert cart around to our table and my brother who was 3 at the time picked a piece of pie and the waiter asked, would you like that a la mode? Now mind you this is a very upscale restaurant and it was very quiet...and my little brother gets this horrified look on his face...and says as loud as he possibly could...."what? On the Commode?? Why would I want PIE on the COMMODE??" The entire restaurant burst into laughter and we always giggle about it over dessert during Thanksgiving.:ice:

 

[JustMegan79]

I will tell one about myself that my mom just loves to tell.

We were not real church goers, but Mom would decide to take us to some random church sometimes. Well...I was 3, all dressed up in my pigtails and denim jumper.

Looked like quite the young lady, apparently.

So we are in a huge church fancy sanctuary, wooden pews, etc. Preacher is talking about Jesus and the resurrection.

Mom says I got this horribly confused look onmy face. Then I proceeded to STAND UP in the pew in my mary janes, stomp my feet and shout to everyone,

"MOM!!! When your Dead--YOUR DEAD!!!"

Needless to say she was mortified.

I find it rather amusing.