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Pink String Theory
Pink Strings are imbued with the energy of eons (Well, not really... we thought this up yesterday). Sport these iFractal Pink Strings to interrupt malevolent communication patterns. Have the best communicator you know tie this Pink String on your wrist with a simple knot, and then make six more knots for a total of seven. Wear it until it falls off. When you feel the urge to use the words “that’s the way we’ve always done it” or “good is good enough,” stretch the Pink String. It’s there as a mystical charm to help you interrupt the pattern.

Pink String Specifics
If the Pink String were really a string from String Theory it should be somewhere near the length scale of quantum gravity, called the Planck length, which is about 10-33 centimeters, or about a millionth of a billionth of a billionth of a billionth of a centimeter. Our iFractal Pink String is a little longer: about 30 centimeters (say 12 inches long). It’ll wrap around your wrist and have plenty of slack left over for seven knots.

Send for Your Pink String Today
E-mail us today by filling out this form. We’ll send you a personal iFractal Pink String. It’ll change your life. Or at least it’ll make you a conscious communicator. No operators are on duty, and no monthly payments are required. Offer good while supplies last. What are you waiting for?
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