[Russ]

Some are true. :couch: right?

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. :crackup: :va:

APPEARANCE

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night. :drama:

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument. :fence:

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. :couch:

 

[Darlene]

That's especially for the drama queen in the appearance part of your post

 

[Bobby Rodgers]

Totally not true...
:couch:

 

[MomToTwoBoys]

Russ, you aren't allowed to peep into my windows anymore. That's it.

 

[Greebo]

Russ, you aren't allowed to peep into my windows anymore. That's it.

You don't mind if I still leave my web camera set up outside your windows, though, right?

 

[MomToTwoBoys]

Sure... as long as you don't mind the occasional naked man every now and then. :crackup:

 

[Greebo]

Sure... as long as you don't mind the occasional naked man every now and then. :crackup:

Long as it's not Russ!

 

[NikoSan999]

hmmm....probably meant to be funny but after reading it a couple times...yep..sounds like reality to me

 

[larabelle]

Some are true. :couch: right?

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument. :fence:

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. :couch:

So very, very true!!!:smirk:

 

[stinkbug]

Really.....this is funny?

 

[Greebo]

Really.....this is funny?

Lil bit, yeah. I've known couples like this.

Fortunately, C and I aren't one of them.
Greebo -> :chug: <- Russ