Thought this was cute; guys won't appreciate it

Check your shampoo bottle! -I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!! Its the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole
body and (duh!!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning;

FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY!!!

Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using DAWN dish soap instead.

Their label reads,

DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.

Problem Solved!!!

If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower!!!