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Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in
this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that
the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS
before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they
wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact
that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the
past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some
miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS
LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on
to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!
IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF

GARBAGE THAT ARE
A FOOT DEEP
THROUGHOUT THE
ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN
ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What did you ask me?
 

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That's hysterical! I forwarded it to a bunch of my friends. Thanks!
 

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I read this yesterday and cracked up laughing, I was just about to post a reply when DH butted in and then he said to me 'is that what's wrong with you' :eek: :mad:

I scrubbed round the reply to kill him LOL - This morning I'm beginning to wonder if he had a point :(

Still came back to read it again though and still LMAO! Thank you xxx
 

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The question here isn't Women and PMS...I question that PMS actually exists! I feel that being inconsiderate is the root of all evil. Think about it...if people were more considerate, would PMS exist? Or would the origins of PMS be wiped out????

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Graci42 - your post cracked me up almost as much as the original post! When my DH and DKs do something without being directed to do so, I wonder what they are up to!
 
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